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// You should make sure they always follow this format:
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quote[q++] = "A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "A revolution is impossible without a revolutionary situation; furthermore, not every revolutionary situation leads to revolution.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Any cook should be able to run the country.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Can a nation be free if it oppresses other nations? It cannot.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Capitalists are no more capable of self-sacrifice than a man is capable of lifting himself up by his own bootstraps.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Communism is Soviet power plus the electrification of the whole country.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Crime is a product of social excess.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Democracy is indispensable to socialism.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Despair is typical of those who do not understand the causes of evil, see no way out, and are incapable of struggle. The modern industrial proletariat does not belong to the category of such classes.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Every cook has to learn how to govern the state.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Fascism is capitalism in decay.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same as it was in ancient Greek republics: freedom for slave owners.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Give us the child for 8 years and it will be a Bolshevik forever.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "I am a bad, wicked man, but I am practising moral self- purification; I don't eat meat any more, I now eat rice cutlets.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "If it were necessary to give the briefest possible definition of imperialism, we should have to say that imperialism is the monopoly stage of capitalism.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "If Socialism can only be realized when the intellectual development of all the people permits it, then we shall not see Socialism for at least five hundred years.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "It is impossible to predict the time and progress of revolution. It is governed by its own more or less mysterious laws.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "It is true that liberty is precious - so precious that it must be rationed.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "No amount of political freedom will satisfy the hungry masses.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "One man with a gun can control 100 without one.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Our program necessarily includes the propaganda of atheism.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Politics begin where the masses are, not where there are thousands, but where there are millions, that is where serious politics begin.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Sometimes - history needs a push.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "The best way to destroy the capitalist system is to debauch the currency.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "The goal of socialism is communism.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "The government is tottering. We must deal it the death blow an any cost. To delay action is the same as death.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "The history of all countries shows that the working class exclusively by its own effort is able to develop only trade-union consciousness.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "The most important thing when ill is to never lose heart.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "The press should be not only a collective propagandist and a collective agitator, but also a collective organizer of the masses.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "There are no morals in politics; there is only expedience. A scoundrel may be of use to us just because he is a scoundrel.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "To rely upon conviction, devotion, and other excellent spiritual qualities; that is not to be taken seriously in politics.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Under socialism all will govern in turn and will soon become accustomed to no one governing.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "When one makes a Revolution, one cannot mark time; one must always go forward - or go back. He who now talks about the 'freedom of the press' goes backward, and halts our headlong course towards Socialism.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "When there is state there can be no freedom, but when there is freedom there will be no state.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "While the State exists there can be no freedom; when there is freedom there will be no State.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Without a revolutionary theory there cannot be a revolutionary movement.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "Without revolutionary theory there can be no revolutionary movement.
--Vladimir Lenin";
quote[q++] = "England is nothing but the last ward of the European madhouse, and quite possibly it will prove to be the ward for particularly violent cases.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "Fascism is nothing but capitalist reaction.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "From being a patriotic myth, the Russian people have become an awful reality.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "Ideas that enter the mind under fire remain there securely and for ever.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "If we had had more time for discussion we should probably have made a great many more mistakes.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "If we had more time for discussion we should probably have made a great many more mistakes.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "In a serious struggle there is no worse cruelty than to be magnanimous at an inopportune time.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "In inner-party politics, these methods lead, as we shall yet see, to this: the party organization substitutes itself for the party, the central committee substitutes itself for the organization, and, finally, a 'dictator' substitutes himself for the central committee.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "Insurrection is an art, and like all arts has its own laws.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "Learning carries within itself certain dangers because out of necessity one has to learn from one's enemies.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain - at least in a poor country like Russia - and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "Life is not an easy matter... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above weakness, above all kinds of perfidy and baseness.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "Not believing in force is the same as not believing in gravity.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "Revolutions are always verbose.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "Technique is noticed most markedly in the case of those who have not mastered it.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only then do they have to fall back on their reserves.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "The end may justify the means as long as there is something that justifies the end.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "The historic ascent of humanity, taken as a whole, may be summarized as a succession of victories of consciousness over blind forces - in nature, in society, in man himself.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "There is a limit to the application of democratic methods. You can inquire of all the passengers as to what type of car they like to ride in, but it is impossible to question them as to whether to apply the brakes when the train is at full speed and accident threatens.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "Where force is necessary, there it must be applied boldly, decisively and completely. But one must know the limitations of force; one must know when to blend force with a maneuver, a blow with an agreement.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you.
--Leon Trotsky";
quote[q++] = "America is just the country that how all the written guarantees in the world for freedom are no protection against tyranny and oppression of the worst kind. There the politician has come to be looked upon as the very scum of society.
--Peter Kropotkin";
quote[q++] = "America is just the country that shows how all the written guarantees in the world for freedom are no protection against tyranny and oppression of the worst kind. There the politician has come to be looked upon as the very scum of society.
--Peter Kropotkin";
quote[q++] = "Have not prisons - which kill all will and force of character in man, which enclose within their walls more vices than are met with on any other spot of the globe - always been universities of crime?
--Peter Kropotkin";
quote[q++] = "The law is an adroit mixture of customs that are beneficial to society, and could be followed even if no law existed, and others that are of advantage to a ruling minority, but harmful to the masses of men, and can be enforced on them only by terror.
--Peter Kropotkin";
quote[q++] = "A Boss in Heaven is the best excuse for a boss on earth, therefore If God did exist, he would have to be abolished.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "A jealous lover of human liberty, deeming it the absolute condition of all that we admire and respect in humanity, I reverse the phrase of Voltaire, and say that, if God really existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "Absolute freedom and absolute love - that is our aim; the freeing of humanity and the whole world - that is our purpose.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "Anyone who makes plans for after the revolution is a reactionary.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "But I recognize no infallible authority, even in special questions; consequently, whatever respect I may have for the honesty and the sincerity of such or such an individual, I have no absolute faith in any person.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "By striving to do the impossible, man has always achieved what is possible. Those who have cautiously done no more than they believed possible have never taken a single step forward.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "Does it follow that I reject all authority? Far from me such a thought. In the matter of boots, I refer to the authority of the bootmaker; concerning houses, canals, or railroads, I consult that of the architect or engineer.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "Does it follow that I reject all authority? Perish the thought. In the matter of boots, I defer to the authority of the boot-maker.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "Even the most wretched individual of our present society could not exist and develop without the cumulative social efforts of countless generations.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "Everything will pass, and the world will perish but the Ninth Symphony will remain.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "Freedom, morality, and the human dignity of the individual consists precisely in this; that he does good not because he is forced to do so, but because he freely conceives it, wants it, and loves it.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "From each according to his faculties; to each according to his needs.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "He who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "I am conscious of my inability to grasp, in all its details and positive developments, any very large portion of human knowledge.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "I am sure that, on the one hand, the Rothschilds appreciate the merits of Marx, and that on the other hand, Marx feels an instinctive inclination and a great respect for the Rothschilds.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "I am truly free only when all human beings, men and women, are equally free. The freedom of other men, far from negating or limiting my freedom, is, on the contrary, its necessary premise and confirmation.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "I bow before the authority of special men because it is imposed upon me by my own reason.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "I listen to them freely and with all the respect merited by their intelligence, their character, their knowledge, reserving always my incontestable right of criticism and censure.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "If there is a State, then there is domination, and in turn, there is slavery.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "If you took the most ardent revolutionary, vested him in absolute power, within a year he would be worse than the Czar himself.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "Look at Christ, my dear friend: His life was divine through and through, full of self-denial, and He did everything for mankind, finding His satisfaction and His delight in the dissolution of His material being.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery, to imagine themselves, for a few minutes anyway, free and happy.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "Political freedom without economic equality is a pretense, a fraud, a lie; and the workers want no lying.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "Powerful states can maintain themselves only by crime, little states are virtuous only by weakness.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "Such a faith would be fatal to my reason, to my liberty, and even to the success of my undertakings; it would immediately transform me into a stupid slave, an instrument of the will and interests of others.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "The communism of Marx seeks a strong state centralization, and where this exists, there the parasitic Jewish nation - which speculates upon the labor of people - will always find the means for its existence.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "The freedom of all is essential to my freedom.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "The liberty of man consists solely in this, that he obeys the laws of nature because he has himself recognized them as such, and not because they have been imposed upon him externally by any foreign will whatsoever, human or divine, collective or individual.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "The liberty of man consists solely in this: that he obeys natural laws because he has himself recognized them as such, and not because they have been externally imposed upon him by any extrinsic will whatever, divine or human, collective or individual.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "The passion for destruction is also a creative passion.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "The privilege of ruling would be in the hands of the skilled and the learned, with a wide scope left for profitable crooked deals carried on by the Jews, who would be attracted by the enormous extension of the international speculations of the national banks.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "The privileged man, whether he be privileged politically or economically, is a man depraved in intellect and heart.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "Thence results, for science as well as for industry, the necessity of the division and association of labor. I receive and I give - such is human life. Each directs and is directed in his turn.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "Therefore, if God existed, only in one way could he serve human liberty - by ceasing to exist.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "This contradiction lies here: they wish God, and they wish humanity. They persist in connecting two terms which, once separated, can come together again only to destroy each other.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "To my utter despair I have discovered, and discover every day anew, that there is in the masses no revolutionary idea or hope or passion.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "To revolt is a natural tendency of life. Even a worm turns against the foot that crushes it. In general, the vitality and relative dignity of an animal can be measured by the intensity of its instinct to revolt.
--Mikhail Bakunin";
quote[q++] = "Where the state begins, individual liberty ceases, and vice versa.
--Mikhail Bakunin ";
quote[q++] = "A commodity appears at first sight an extremely obvious, trivial thing. But its analysis brings out that it is a very strange thing, abounding in metaphysical subtleties and theological niceties.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "A specter is haunting Europe - the specter of communism.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "All social rules and all relations between individuals are eroded by a cash economy, avarice drags Pluto himself out of the bowels of the earth.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Art is always and everywhere the secret confession, and at the same time the immortal movement of its time.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Capital is money, capital is commodities. By virtue of it being value, it has acquired the occult ability to add value to itself. It brings forth living offspring, or, at the least, lays golden eggs.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Capital is reckless of the health or length of life of the laborer, unless under compulsion from society.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Capitalist production, therefore, develops technology, and the combining together of various processes into a social whole, only by sapping the original sources of all wealth - the soil and the labourer.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Democracy is the road to socialism.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Experience praises the most happy the one who made the most people happy.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "For the bureaucrat, the world is a mere object to be manipulated by him.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Greek philosophy seems to have met with something with which a good tragedy is not supposed to meet, namely, a dull ending.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "History does nothing; it does not possess immense riches, it does not fight battles. It is men, real, living, who do all this.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "I am not a Marxist.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "In a higher phase of communist society... only then can the narrow horizon of bourgeois right be fully left behind and society inscribe on its banners: from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "In bourgeois society capital is independent and has individuality, while the living person is dependent and has no individuality.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "It is absolutely impossible to transcend the laws of nature. What can change in historically different circumstances is only the form in which these laws expose themselves.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "It is not history which uses men as a means of achieving - as if it were an individual person - its own ends. History is nothing but the activity of men in pursuit of their ends.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries, unite!
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Machines were, it may be said, the weapon employed by the capitalists to quell the revolt of specialized labor.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Medicine heals doubts as well as diseases.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Men's ideas are the most direct emanations of their material state.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Natural science will in time incorporate into itself the science of man, just as the science of man will incorporate into itself natural science: there will be one science.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Nothing can have value without being an object of utility.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "On a level plain, simple mounds look like hills; and the insipid flatness of our present bourgeoisie is to be measured by the altitude of its great intellects.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Religion is the opium of the masses.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Revolutions are the locomotives of history.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Society does not consist of individuals but expresses the sum of interrelations, the relations within which these individuals stand.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The country that is more developed industrially only shows, to the less developed, the image of its own future.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The development of civilization and industry in general has always shown itself so active in the destruction of forests that everything that has been done for their conservation and production is completely insignificant in comparison.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The first requisite for the happiness of the people is the abolition of religion.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The history of all previous societies has been the history of class struggles.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The human being is in the most literal sense a political animal, not merely a gregarious animal, but an animal which can individuate itself only in the midst of society.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The ideas of the ruling class are in every epoch the ruling ideas, i.e., the class which is the ruling material force of society, is at the same time its ruling intellectual force.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The more the division of labor and the application of machinery extend, the more does competition extend among the workers, the more do their wages shrink together.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The product of mental labor - science - always stands far below its value, because the labor-time necessary to reproduce it has no relation at all to the labor-time required for its original production.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The theory of the Communists may be summed up in the single sentence: Abolition of private property.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The worker of the world has nothing to lose, but their chains, workers of the world unite.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The writer may very well serve a movement of history as its mouthpiece, but he cannot of course create it.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "The writer must earn money in order to be able to live and to write, but he must by no means live and write for the purpose of making money.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "There is a specter haunting Europe, the specter of Communism.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "We should not say that one man's hour is worth another man's hour, but rather that one man during an hour is worth just as much as another man during an hour. Time is everything, man is nothing: he is at the most time's carcass.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "While the miser is merely a capitalist gone mad, the capitalist is a rational miser.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Without doubt, machinery has greatly increased the number of well-to-do idlers.
--Karl Marx";
quote[q++] = "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains.
--Karl Marx";
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